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ZOMG BabieGOAT!!1!!one!!!1Eleventy~!!

June 29th, 2009 · No Comments

The human race lost a great man a few days ago.  But as the flesh of the illustrious pitchman decays, a certain kind of worm is produced, which, being nourished by the juices of the dead man, brings forth fur.  Then, when it has acquired strength, it takes up that nest in which are [...]

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Billy Mays is my hero.

February 26th, 2009 · 4 Comments

I’m a sucker for infomercials. 
We watched the entire GT Express 101 infomercial in a hotel room on our most recent trip to Twin Falls, ID.  The Snuggie, the ShamWow, the Swivel Sweeper, Oxi-Clean, anything with “Chef Tony”,  I eat them up.  Now I’m not going to say that I *buy* stuff off infomercials.  I’m not [...]

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